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So I had a random series of mini-epiphanies this morning in the shower. It started off with the random thought popping into my head about an article I read with George Harrison's son saying he's helping with Rock Band Three "making the controllers more real so people can actually learn how to play music while playing the game."

How can they do that though? Then in a series of leaps I brought this all together. Are you ready Dhani/Harmonix?

OK – let’s go crazy. What is the most realistic Guitar/Bass controller possible? Duh. a guitar or bass. So let's hook that to the system. I'm not an engineer, but it's seems plausible that I should be able to hook up my REAL Stratocaster to a converter with a 1/4" input that converts the signal to a digital stream readable via a USB input by the game. (You of course would probably have to tune the guitar each time to maximize recognition). I mean, we all know they can do this already with microphones to detect volume, pitch etc. Heck - let's even make it cool looking and making it look like a traditional guitar pedal/stomp box.

Next hurdle - how do we convey the cascading notes that need played for a controller with theoretically hundreds of "buttons". My brain whirled around considering various ways of representing strings using fancy color schemes (partly inspired by the seeming complexity of DJ Hero). Then it hit me. How have people done this with instruments for CENTURIES? Duh, sheet music. So let's dumb it down (especially for the bass players). We can use guitar tab for people not fluent with reading sheet music. Just make the sheet music/guitar tab float by left to right like they already do with vocals.

Keep old fashioned support for the plastic instruments for those want to keep it old-school (or simple). Add some mini-games and learner modes to get the users used to reading tab and sheet music. Beginner mode would either be all on one or two strings or would involve no hand movement on the neck. Medium would introduce power chords. Hard--> real chords. Voila. Problem solved. I'll take my million dollar check now, Harmonix.

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I just finished a class of Muay Thai in Phuket Thailand at Tiger Muay Thai. It's literally in a remote area bordering on a jungle. They have a ton of land and a great facility. Many fighters from the UK and Austrailia stay here for months at a time and train day-in, day out. It was a grueling 2.5 hour workout. (It's around 85 degrees today.) I only got beat with the cane once for dropping my hands. I LOVE the style - they have very specific footwork and hand positions that are truely unique. My boxing was so-so, but my trainer loved my kicks and had me doing some advanced stuff - very cool. We sparred too - nothing too crazy - a lot of fun.

We're heading to the Friday night fights at Bangala stadium tonight. Should be a blast. I'm hoping to find a school not out in the jungle so I can squeeze in a few more class over the next week.

Current Mood: tired

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My review of DJ Hero:

It's a whole new group o' muscles.  Using the right hand for clicking feels very different, even if it is only 3 fingers.  Plus imagine playing guitar without being able to brace the neck with your left thumb.  It takes some getting used to to scratch but not lose your orientation of where your buttons are when you move the record.  Cross-fading with the left hand is cool.  There's a left, center, right setting which controls if channel 1, both, or channel 2 is playing.  She's not a strum bar though, so you have to get used to not muscling it to get it back to the middle.  There's also a button that lights up (at least on Renegade edition) for overdrive and a twisty knob that allows you to fade the bass or treble at certain points. 

 

That's just the instrument.  The interface is fine.  The note chart is interesting enough.  There are a fair amount of little things to get used to.  (Like when you can fill in your own effects or alter the bass/treble, or spiking the cross-fade real fast.)

 

The sound track is OK.  It feels like they bought rights to 60 songs and tried to find as many good mash-up combinations as possible (and some not so good ones).  There are some songs you keep seeing over and over...  Very hip-hop focused although I expected this.  There are a few rock mash-ups but I don't actively follow most hip-hop/rap and it's always more fun when you know the songs.  But tell me "Ice, Ice Baby" and "Can't Touch This" isn't the greatest guilty pleasure ever... If only they could do a 3 song mash-up and add in “Informer” by Snow.

 

There are a few cool touches.  With a few sets, you can have a friend play guitar while you DJ.  Also, no more bomb-outs.  If you suck, "NO STARS FOR YOU" but you can play all the way through the song.  Rewinding is oddly fun.  If you max out multiplier for a time period, you can rewind by doing a 360 backwards spin and the game literally rewinds the song 10 seconds or so and doubles your multiplier. 

 

It definitely strikes me as having potential and is quite fun.  Not quite the party atmosphere of Rock Band, but still fun.  Plus you look like an expert after playing for only an hour since the instrument and interface look a bit intimidating...  I could stand some DLC that dives deeper out of rap/hip-hop territory.  I wish Harmonix released it because then I'd have confidence they would support the DLC.  (There's a couple downloads out so far and they're $3 each song.)

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Behold the majesty which is samsquanch!
samsquanch
(Two feet tall if you are wondering.)
Tanks wife o' mine.

Current Mood: giddy

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So I've just recently finished my obsession with what is one of my favorite video games of all time.  Fallout 3.  Proof of my obsession can be seen by viewing my Achivement score on the game which is a perfect 1,000 points.  (For those not in the know, that basically means I played the game until my eyes bled.)

So, I'm having a bit of a minor creeping out now.  I'm sitting in a hotel in Washington DC for work having just taken a cab from the airport to my hotel.  I've been to DC before, but it's very bizzare now that I've spent umpteen hours in geographically correct Post Apolocolyptic Washington DC.  I had to do a double take a several lesser landmarks with an "Oh hey - L'Enfant Plaza - I've been there.  Wait- was that in the game or when I was here the first time?"  And is it weird I find the half destroyed Washington Monument more beautiful and symbolic?

I won't deny it's a little creepy.  I have to stop myself from looking over my shoulder expecting to see super-mutants...

Current Mood: Creeped out

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So seriously.  What the hell did people do when they bamboozled the CEO of the multi-billion dollar company they work at into playing drunken Rock Band at a conference before cell phone cameras were invented?!  Just say  - "No seriously, Dude, I really did!" twenty times until the other person walked off disbelievingly?

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So I attended a seminar with one Phil Cardella yesterday.  He’s an interesting guy.  He’s a Relson Gracie Brazilian Jiu Jitsu blackbelt with a 13-2 MMA record (and upcoming WEC fight) and an impressive grappling record.  He also has lots of great stories.  I think my favorite story was when he was struggling to keep an enormous BJJ school open in Texas and Relson came to visit from Hawaii.  During the visit, while Phil was passed put exhausted in his apartment, Relson Gracie, (one of the highest ranking Brazilian Jiu Jitsu masters in the world) cleaned Phil’s apartment.   

It was very interesting to see his perspectives on moves all of which felt very "Relson" but were somehow different.  At one point in the seminar, Phil was demonstrating a series from sidebody (you attack an opponent laying on their back, chest to chest, legs to the side of their body).  He showed a few basic moves and they asked casually "There’s another move I love from here but you have to be a rubber band to do this.  You probably don’t have any super-flexible students, do you Mark?"  Everyone looked down at their feet at this point.  (BJJ practitioners tend to be a bit proud [something to do with never "tapping", the grappler’s equivalent of "saying 'uncle'", is my guess as to the root cause].)  One of our purple belts responds "Well – where’s Todd?"  Everyone in the class turns to look at me.  Phil looks at me skeptically.  People don’t typically expect a 6’ 3" scrawny geek to be as limber as a cosmic ray laden Reed Richards.  He asks "You’re flexible?  Really flexible?"   Mildly embarrassed, I mutter "That’s what they say" under my breath. 

Phil goes on to have me perform a neck choke on him in front of the whole class which involves putting my foot about 8" from my own face, rolling and choking him out.  I will admit to being mildly concerned when right before I performed the roll, he warned the rest of the seminar attendees "Don’t try this move if you aren’t made out of rubber.  You’ll feel A LOT of pressure in your hamstring and can hurt yourself during the roll."  Turns out I am pretty flexible.  It’s good to know the years and years of stretching were worth it.  Man, I can’t wait to start using this move...
 

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So. Observations from a concert featuring a fictitious cartoon Death Metal band (Dethklok from Metalocolypse).

* Did the opening band realize that they were opening for a parody of themselves? Seriously – complete with leaning over long hair circles… 

* The second band, Chimaira was pretty impressive. The drummer could basically keep 32nd notes going on double bass drums for the entire length of the song. Yet somehow he didn’t overpower the groove established by the rest of the band while doing this. As a hack pseudo-drummer (hack defined as fairly proficient at Rock Band drums), I know enough to appreciate his skills and to know that there’s no freaking way that their songs could be translated to Rock Band. Even if Harmonix came up with a drum set with two pedals, the incidence of snapped pedals would be off the charts… 

* Final note on Chimera’s drummer – I particularly enjoyed how he made the show a tactile experience as well as sonic. You could seriously feel the bass drums reverberating through your body in a non-stop barrage. The effect was hypnotic. This is probably typical of the death metal genre in general, but this guy was clearly the best of the 3 drummers who played that night. 

* Notes to sweaty guy #1 – So, Mr. Huge, Sweaty Mosh Pit Guy… Using your sweat drenched body to jam against me in an attempt to usurp my premier “fence” spot won’t work. Seriously – your nastiness is not grossing me out. I roll around with guys 10 times sweatier than you twice a week. For fun. And I pay to do it. You might start to gross me out if you were to sweat in my eyes or mouth though… (Yes – I’ve had both happen). 

* Notes to sweaty guy #2 – So, Mr. Bald, Shirtless, Five Foot Zero inches tall, Most Pit guy… OK. You do freak me out. Every time you slammed against me in your masculinity reinforcing mosh pit antics, I felt like some albino, mutant human weasel was thrashing against me. Just saying. 

* I haven’t been to a metal show in a while and forgot the red-neckery that goes on. (As a descendent of a long line of proud red-necks, I feel ethnically permitted to make observations on red-neckery.) You might be a red-neck if… You wear a mouth piece into a mosh pit. It actually makes sense though. If you intend to try to knock people’s teeth out in a mosh pit, it’s only fair to assume they will try to return the favor. And everyone knows them dentists is all perverts who just want to get like your Uncle Hank on a bender once they give you that knock-out gas… 

* Best moment of the night – asking a group of teenage goth kids if the intro video playing on the screen before the bands started was “the Metallica cause you kids watch the MTV right? and my buddy and me have a bet.” Their reaction was priceless. It was sort of a mute “Why is this old weirdo talking to us? About things we hate even? Is he trying to sell us drugs?” 

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Wonderful.  Now when I talk to friends, an automatic computer program starts running in my head.  The code looks something like this:

if intNumberOfFriendsInGroup >= 3 and intNumberOfFriendsInGroup <=5 then
  if fnHasFreeTime(FriendNamesInGroup) = True then
    inputbox ("Hey - Wanna start a band in Rock Band?')  
  else
    msgbox ("Hey - you don't really need to " & strDistraction & " all the time, do you?")
  endif
else
  call subWhoCanWeAddOrLose
End if


And yes, band number two ("Da Mange") started in my basement last night and seems like they may be able to meet often... 

Current Mood: geeky

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